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sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

spriit:

idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

torpiid

genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

awwww-cute:

wassup?

solomonfletcher:

a big stupid idiot crush

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

scaryanal:

will you marry me? lol its for a friend

oomshi:

on a serious note I’m cute 

it’s been exactly 10 years since Rachel got off that plane and I’m still not over it.