Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.
ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
it’s been exactly 10 years since Rachel got off that plane and I’m still not over it.